I apologise! I am sorry for not blogging. I have been lethargic and miserable for far too long. Yet again not on form again this weekend. Still a bit run down - what does everyone suggest? I have tried battling against a cold...... just feel shattered, don't think it is a cold at all now. Finding it hard to sleep, generally not sleeping in my own bed because away most weekends because not loving London........... plus, my boiler is STILL not working because my plumber has not come to repair it. What is a girl to do?

Feel increasingly like Bridget Jones. Left my bag on the Island this weekend so staying at friends because yet again I am locked out of my own house. I think there is a subliminal message in there somewhere, get a grip................................. get keys cut for friends to keep and then I wouldn't have to be sleeping on an airbed. Last night I slept on a sofa because I fell asleep while waiting for the kettle to boil - mid party, not good! Woke up in vampire nurses outfit feeling shocking and looking ridiculous. Need to park this behaviour - must get better soon.

xx

Please send jokes, funny pictures, halloween stories to lift my duldrum spirits.

What would you wear on your chest?

Hiya,

Love - Isn't it brilliant! I love this t shirt because it is really simple and says what it means on the tin without any nonsense. Image if you could have a t - shirt that translated your thoughts on to it minute by minute. I personally have a face that does that but imagine if you could have a t that sort of telegraphed what you where thinking - could be quite embarassing or adventageous!

On a daily basis we think of slogans to put on t's. At the moment I love my life...... so I picked this one. What would you say? Come on join in I dare you...... make me laugh.

Thanks

Stan xx

Shoes! What are they all about?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shoes - discuss!

Right - where do I start....... what do your shoes say about your personality? Take my favourite boots at the moment - little photo to the left.

1. Practical, you could climb mountains in the buggers - you are half way there in those stilts.

2 .Sexy, they give you a right old wiggle. Strut, trip, wiggle and giggle. What more could you ask for a happy face and a strut.

3. Weather proof, made in leather with slide proof soles, they are the new wellies! You heard it first here!


I have had a lot of discussion about these boots, from day one in River Island (Liverpool) an old girl spouts,"oh! dar died comfy dem, I ad dem on last nite in town and dey were really boss! The only ting is, dey look cheap with dose laces." My immediate response was whatever, but I love shoes and always look at boys feet to try and get an insight to his personality. Granted when wearing beer googles this doesn't always apply but on the occassion you know a boy in Converse is a keeper. If you are a Merrell boy walk on by........ sorry to those who wear them (what do I know). "Der probably dead comfy!"

Anyway to the point - my boots help me feel sexy, fashionable and dead comfy............. my personality therefore is a fashion savvy, sexy, down to earth girl who is active and likes her creature comforts. Please send me photo's of your shoes and describe what they mean to you and what they show in your personality. I am doing a bit of research for a little project which will all become apparent in the near future. Please help me - be brave....... I haven't got any tummy photo's you have all been piss poor on that front, but, I do need your shoes. Please feel free to tell me what my shoes tell you about me too - abuse always taken, if you know me I thrive off it.

Thanks

Stan x

Frustration.com

I have an Irish boy that has driven me crazy since new year. We text all the time... not telling the content but it is hot! How can I make him mine. I am reading the power and I have read the secret. Each day I ask the universe, deliver this funny, intelligent horny, stylish young irish man to me. As we speak he is texting me and making me laugh, promising me all sorts of fun but there is no longivity to this relationship. He is a handsome rogue player - the irish rough and rugged type that drives women crazy. A p.e. teacher - I mean what more could you ask for. Banter, fit and irish! think colin farrell....... now you are listening! Please help me! I need help from the boys, tell me how I can make him fall for me..... don't need tips on seducing - good at that and he keeps coming back for more, but how do I get him to love me. Girls, top tips please! You guys know what me chat about.

Thanks

Stan x

My Hangover!

I had to lie down this weekend! I slightly over did it with my friends at an all night party which was the result of a trip to the local and ended in a house party that went on until 6am. I am usually really good at handling the whole drinking and partying until the early hours but I do suffer from the odd blip! I want to talk to you about these blips - why does it happen?

It wasn't that I drank any more or any less than usual, I had a good time, I danced all night - entertained my friends with the splits and the crab which is a given! (My party piece)....... but the next day I was a complete mess. I am not bragging about this by the way - I am quite appauled....... I couldn't string words together, I couldn't hold my head up and I had to lie down. This only happens occassionally but when it does, I am in a world of pain.

I need to know from all of you - why this happens and how I can prevent it? I like to have my fun without the aftermath of violent projectile vomenting and the need for a lie down.

Thanks

Stan x

My hangover!

My Tummy!

I love my tummy it is one of my favorite features. It is still quite flat at the ripe old age of 38, it has a lovely little tummy button and it allows me to flex back into the crab still. I think this is amazing considering the abuse I gave it over the weekend. I drank too much alcohol, danced until 6 am and then had to empty it around 11.30 because I was so poorly. So why is my tummy in such good condition? I don't know really? Hand stands, dancing.......... sex? That is scarce - single. Please send me photo's of your tummy's - interested....... no other bodily parts, single but not desperate, the beer googles helped me at the weekend to stave off that condition. Why do you like your tummy ? or why don't you like your tummy...... we should love our tummies, big up your tummy!

By the way - I am randomly doing this because my mates have encouraged me to open the forum of my banter to the world.......... help me with this. I have no idea what I am supposed to do.

Stan x