The differences are......... the plebes of the community in shakey wakey have the audicity to say out loud! "what's she come as?" while I was clearly in ear shot. The muppets looked like special needs casualties who were critisizing my flirty floral dress and tan boots and get out of bed hair. This particular fashion guru was no Gok Whan he was more a Jeremy Kyle reject off a council estate who was wearing a tracksuit I think - I couldn't be arsed to have a look. I don't want to sound like a snobby bore but I dealt with this shit when I was a frustrated child living on a council estate, thinking I had just jumped out of a vogue edition, I loved mixing it up. However, today I wasn't particularly out there in the fashion stakes so just don't get how small minded to clothes some buggers are. Hilarious, got straight on the phone to bessies to laugh about my rude encounter and make good on something that used to upset me. What was bizarre, was my attire got picked up on and yet the local lesbians smooching in the queue while waiting to pay, gets zero attention! How random is that?
I have spent a few weekends away and this weekend I spent my time with one of my northern bessies, Rox at my gorgeous home. We had a lot of fun until, Amy Winehouse decided to leave the building and we had to break the mood by going to the local pub. We further tasted the shakey wakey experience by mixing with the locals - playing mixed doubles in a game of pool. This was amiusing until the control freak little man syndrome boy who I had buddied up with, found it completely out of order of me to have lost our second game. I really felt the cold breeze, the bugger never spoke to me after that, I think he could barely look at me, my actions had offended him so much. To relieve the tension Rox went to the bar, only to come back unsatisfied as her favourite drink, Sambuca was not on offer. Her request was greeted with this "this is not one of those posh pubs, love!", you cannot imagine her surprise. In our quest to satisfy our need to find a drink other than wine, we sent a message out to facebook asking our friends for alternatives. One bright spark asked for a Jaaeger bomb to which my hysterical friend replied - she feared we would be evacuated from the building if we requested such a drink. Locals told us that Horbury is the place to be and you can even get "sex on the beach" (the drink) there. Next stop Leeds, Leeds, Leeds for a birthday weekend celebration. Muchos funos! to be had.
Thanks for tuning in. Sorry been a gap in the communicado - my mum's dog broke my lead for the laptop and I gave my other lead to my work colleague. Found one - and now boring myself so going to wind this up now...... sorry!
S x
