Weekend Planning

So what have you all got planned for this weekend? I spent last weekend very quietly, tidying the flat that I cannot live in, spending far too much time on my own thinking why am I on my own and feeling the cold in my oh so damp surroundings watching the mold grow at a rapid pace inbetween soap reruns that I missed in the week because I am always out in the week. Well, not this weekend, big plans for this weekend. It's Smith's birthday and we are off to the Island of Wight.

I have been to see a flat tonight - you could not swing a cat in it for the bargain price of £1,000 a month. It didn't even have a shower! This is why I have been at a loss to start the search. You also have to spend time with sleazy guys who think they are doing you a favour showing you a dodgy flat as if you are getting a bargain. Nevermind, I am going to win the lottery this weekend as well as having a brilliant time on the island and finding the hidden power to flirt with a guy who prefably has banter, I am attracted to and doesn't require me to look after them - and he is going to fancy me too! Brilliant............... fingers crossed people.

Now off to Mortimers for a drinkie to start the weekend shananinghans.

Any tips for the weekends events welcome, Thanks Stan xx

OMG!

Had a wake up moment today.......... Realised that I am completely hopeless when it comes to flirting with someone when I am attracted to them. If I am not attracted I have no problem chatting away but when I am attracted to someone I go all shy and watch everyone else flirting with the guy I want all the attention from. I end up being fed up because not getting any attention and frustrated because yet again I have got drunk and smooched someone not remotely attracted too and then become open to all sorts of abuse from my family, ie. the farmer jibes at chrimble on facebook. The problem is, I am so scared of being rejected, yet had lots of compliments today so shouldn't be on the reject list but last night when presented with handsome guy right in front of me - froze and was so quiet! If you know me - I am not QUIET! I need help please! Please tell me how I can stop this beviour!

Thanks

Stan xx

Cheeky Barsteward!

I am having big troubles this month. I say this month, It started on the 27th December when I left my work laptop on the doha to Honkers flight (uninsured of course with no back up of any of the work I have done on my work system) Major Stanners blunder. Anyway - I say this month because after the 27th Jan I refuse to take anymore bad luck........ it is just not going to happen.

I have been stressed out today because I had a lovely holiday at my gorgeous sisters over the new year and came back to a damp flat - due to the heating problems I was having - pre rant - pre christmas. It has taken me ten minutes on one occassion to get out of my flat because the door is so swollen, I am majorly pissed off. This is not, however, what is pissing me off. The problem is the cheeky barsteward - hence the title, who thinks it is ok to let themselves into my flat while I am at work. Nothing is moved, robbed or tidied ( I wouldn't mind if whoever it is would bloody do a spring clean).... you have to see an upside to these situations. I know what you are thinking and I thought it too - DRAMA STAN! no, I have been noting on my phone - locked both locks and yet when I come home, either both locks or one lock is unlocked. I have phoned landlord and asked if he has been in to fix the heating and sort the damp out to which he has said no, surprising since I have been texting on a daily basis to get him to sort this out!!!!!!!!!! He actually thinks the locks could be undoing on there own, and I am the one everyone thinks is bonkers.......... me thinks it is my landlord who has lost the plot.

Well, I have been the pub! Best place to discuss these things really. We have a theory, we think this pest is either smelling my pants, or it is the landlord or I think it could be the undercover police dude I see when he can fit me in between his gun heists and seeing his son - everyone thinks it's not though but being a detective I think he would know how to get in a flat like mine.


Anyway, I am looking for a new flat but in the meantime I want to fuck this dude up who keeps coming into my damp home........... Please help, what traps can we lay for him/her, what notes can we leave.

I have thought about asking the bugger to tidy up, Tilde said to lay my knickers out in day of wearing format asking him/her to do the sniff test.... gross, newcomer Jamie said to lay out traps..... need your suggestions - get on it! xxx