Life Envy!

Rosie has the best accessories - Jason Statham is the hottest accessory, I mean look at him - he is a real man and a half........ got extreme life envy. Seriously, the girl has got it all, brilliant boots, hats and dresses and then she is always accompanied by Jason. I think the scale of fairness in this world is totally favouring her opposed to me. Why!

I might have to go and buy the boots, hat and dress to cheer myself up as I am failing in finding the perfect boy accessory.

I have been on three dates - with a stripper - less said best mended...... I didn't know he was a stripper - he said he was a journalist - lying! I then went on a date and had a nose bleed - none starter...... no chemistry. Then last night I spent my time flirting with a gorgeous geordie guy - who was hot but only noticed me when I was being chatted up by someone else. Men say women are fickle - this guy was playing far too many games - flirting then diverting....... hate that!

Anyway, the guy I ended the night with was the quiet one who was a dark horse, he turned out to be a real contender and now he is not answering my texts and he was lovely and funny. Bugger!

The moral to the story is accessory shopping is much easier than finding a man - I should stick to what I know best. I am sure love is out there somewhere for me.

Thanks for tuning in.

Stan xx

Nose Bleed Central

Omg! Yesterday was very random. I went to the gym, as I have been for like three weeks solidly and as I was running I took a deep breath in and wham my nose exploded all over the treadmill as I breathed out - can you imagine my surprise! There was blood spattered everywhere it was so embarrassing. I had to get off the treadmill and run to the changing room. It took ages for it to stop - I then went back upstairs to where I had been training to wash down the treadmill and got a lecture from the woman next to me - she thought I was getting back on it - I am not that mad!

So nose bleed event over I go to Asda and yet again, within half an hour I am asking where the avocado's are and my nose erupts again - why? Why would that happen? I have never taken anything up my nose - I can only imagine pain and I don't do that, so why was my nose exploding like Kerry Katona in Asda - felt like a basket case............. got some complimentary tissues from them though ha ha!

Embarassing events over I survive the rest of the day and only worry 5% about my state of health which is not bad for me. Oh yes been on google and self diagonosed only the once.

Well, I mentioned in my last blog I am dating and so with the offer on the table to go for a drink I get dressed and go out(that's also another story) - only to get to the bar with the new guy and as you can only pre-empt my bloody nose erupts again ........ fortunately I had already told this guy it had happened to me twice already today so it wasn't a shock to him, but to the rest of the pub everyone just looked at me as if I was Kerry Katona's druggie mate. It was horrendous! I hurried off to the toilets and sustained the bleed and returned to my date by which time there was a gang of yorkshire blokes sat with my date offering me tissues and dates - bad! Think I am going to leave the treadmill for today and the dating for a very long time. ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My life is mad! Discuss nose bleeds! Why the fook do they happen? Stress has already been eliminated - I am on garden leave, stress free! Plus, I eat stress for breakfast and I have never had nose bleeds.................

Thanks for tuning in

Stan xx

It is what it is!

Sorry I have not been very attentive to my blogging lately i have been busy home making and have been a bit quiet, nothing to report so far until this week when I decided to kick start my love life back into action - prompted by my 76 year old next door neighbour telling me to get on tineternet to find love..... that's where she found her Bill.

So, I updated my profile with some photo's, hate all that and did some spiel! Then to my surprise I got a lot of messages, as you do. I whittled it down to 3 and made contact - 1st was boring so that ended, 2nd think he could tell I wasn't just going to put out for him so that ended and the 3rd one showed promise. We arranged to meet at a pub near me, very considerate since I am new to the area - he would drive over and it was all good. That was until the day of the date and he must have been very excited because he sent me a picture of his morning glory! at 6.am. I didn't know what to say or do - so I sent it to the girls for their advice - well if you put it out there what do you expect! We had a laugh throughout the day and needless to say I didn't entertain him with a night out of stanners fun.

So tinternet dating is what it is - plenty of fish - should be called plenty of sex! Beware!

Will let you know how the dating goes....

Thanks for tuning in Stan xxx