Life Envy!

Rosie has the best accessories - Jason Statham is the hottest accessory, I mean look at him - he is a real man and a half........ got extreme life envy. Seriously, the girl has got it all, brilliant boots, hats and dresses and then she is always accompanied by Jason. I think the scale of fairness in this world is totally favouring her opposed to me. Why!

I might have to go and buy the boots, hat and dress to cheer myself up as I am failing in finding the perfect boy accessory.

I have been on three dates - with a stripper - less said best mended...... I didn't know he was a stripper - he said he was a journalist - lying! I then went on a date and had a nose bleed - none starter...... no chemistry. Then last night I spent my time flirting with a gorgeous geordie guy - who was hot but only noticed me when I was being chatted up by someone else. Men say women are fickle - this guy was playing far too many games - flirting then diverting....... hate that!

Anyway, the guy I ended the night with was the quiet one who was a dark horse, he turned out to be a real contender and now he is not answering my texts and he was lovely and funny. Bugger!

The moral to the story is accessory shopping is much easier than finding a man - I should stick to what I know best. I am sure love is out there somewhere for me.

Thanks for tuning in.

Stan xx