Weekend Planning

So what have you all got planned for this weekend? I spent last weekend very quietly, tidying the flat that I cannot live in, spending far too much time on my own thinking why am I on my own and feeling the cold in my oh so damp surroundings watching the mold grow at a rapid pace inbetween soap reruns that I missed in the week because I am always out in the week. Well, not this weekend, big plans for this weekend. It's Smith's birthday and we are off to the Island of Wight.

I have been to see a flat tonight - you could not swing a cat in it for the bargain price of £1,000 a month. It didn't even have a shower! This is why I have been at a loss to start the search. You also have to spend time with sleazy guys who think they are doing you a favour showing you a dodgy flat as if you are getting a bargain. Nevermind, I am going to win the lottery this weekend as well as having a brilliant time on the island and finding the hidden power to flirt with a guy who prefably has banter, I am attracted to and doesn't require me to look after them - and he is going to fancy me too! Brilliant............... fingers crossed people.

Now off to Mortimers for a drinkie to start the weekend shananinghans.

Any tips for the weekends events welcome, Thanks Stan xx

OMG!

Had a wake up moment today.......... Realised that I am completely hopeless when it comes to flirting with someone when I am attracted to them. If I am not attracted I have no problem chatting away but when I am attracted to someone I go all shy and watch everyone else flirting with the guy I want all the attention from. I end up being fed up because not getting any attention and frustrated because yet again I have got drunk and smooched someone not remotely attracted too and then become open to all sorts of abuse from my family, ie. the farmer jibes at chrimble on facebook. The problem is, I am so scared of being rejected, yet had lots of compliments today so shouldn't be on the reject list but last night when presented with handsome guy right in front of me - froze and was so quiet! If you know me - I am not QUIET! I need help please! Please tell me how I can stop this beviour!

Thanks

Stan xx

Cheeky Barsteward!

I am having big troubles this month. I say this month, It started on the 27th December when I left my work laptop on the doha to Honkers flight (uninsured of course with no back up of any of the work I have done on my work system) Major Stanners blunder. Anyway - I say this month because after the 27th Jan I refuse to take anymore bad luck........ it is just not going to happen.

I have been stressed out today because I had a lovely holiday at my gorgeous sisters over the new year and came back to a damp flat - due to the heating problems I was having - pre rant - pre christmas. It has taken me ten minutes on one occassion to get out of my flat because the door is so swollen, I am majorly pissed off. This is not, however, what is pissing me off. The problem is the cheeky barsteward - hence the title, who thinks it is ok to let themselves into my flat while I am at work. Nothing is moved, robbed or tidied ( I wouldn't mind if whoever it is would bloody do a spring clean).... you have to see an upside to these situations. I know what you are thinking and I thought it too - DRAMA STAN! no, I have been noting on my phone - locked both locks and yet when I come home, either both locks or one lock is unlocked. I have phoned landlord and asked if he has been in to fix the heating and sort the damp out to which he has said no, surprising since I have been texting on a daily basis to get him to sort this out!!!!!!!!!! He actually thinks the locks could be undoing on there own, and I am the one everyone thinks is bonkers.......... me thinks it is my landlord who has lost the plot.

Well, I have been the pub! Best place to discuss these things really. We have a theory, we think this pest is either smelling my pants, or it is the landlord or I think it could be the undercover police dude I see when he can fit me in between his gun heists and seeing his son - everyone thinks it's not though but being a detective I think he would know how to get in a flat like mine.


Anyway, I am looking for a new flat but in the meantime I want to fuck this dude up who keeps coming into my damp home........... Please help, what traps can we lay for him/her, what notes can we leave.

I have thought about asking the bugger to tidy up, Tilde said to lay my knickers out in day of wearing format asking him/her to do the sniff test.... gross, newcomer Jamie said to lay out traps..... need your suggestions - get on it! xxx

Warpaint

Found a new band today, Warpaint. They are quite eerie, really good! I like.

Not much to say today....... was a pants day really, don't want to bore you with the details. Not very well still and going to be working from home tomorrow waiting for the plumber to come and going to the doctors. I think I am going to get keys cut also so I don't have to sleep on anymore airbeds.

Off to bed now.... just me and my electric blanket. I have a plan though, I will have a boyfriend for Xmas. Watch this space!

Thanks

Stan xx

I apologise! I am sorry for not blogging. I have been lethargic and miserable for far too long. Yet again not on form again this weekend. Still a bit run down - what does everyone suggest? I have tried battling against a cold...... just feel shattered, don't think it is a cold at all now. Finding it hard to sleep, generally not sleeping in my own bed because away most weekends because not loving London........... plus, my boiler is STILL not working because my plumber has not come to repair it. What is a girl to do?

Feel increasingly like Bridget Jones. Left my bag on the Island this weekend so staying at friends because yet again I am locked out of my own house. I think there is a subliminal message in there somewhere, get a grip................................. get keys cut for friends to keep and then I wouldn't have to be sleeping on an airbed. Last night I slept on a sofa because I fell asleep while waiting for the kettle to boil - mid party, not good! Woke up in vampire nurses outfit feeling shocking and looking ridiculous. Need to park this behaviour - must get better soon.

xx

Please send jokes, funny pictures, halloween stories to lift my duldrum spirits.

What would you wear on your chest?

Hiya,

Love - Isn't it brilliant! I love this t shirt because it is really simple and says what it means on the tin without any nonsense. Image if you could have a t - shirt that translated your thoughts on to it minute by minute. I personally have a face that does that but imagine if you could have a t that sort of telegraphed what you where thinking - could be quite embarassing or adventageous!

On a daily basis we think of slogans to put on t's. At the moment I love my life...... so I picked this one. What would you say? Come on join in I dare you...... make me laugh.

Thanks

Stan xx

Shoes! What are they all about?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shoes - discuss!

Right - where do I start....... what do your shoes say about your personality? Take my favourite boots at the moment - little photo to the left.

1. Practical, you could climb mountains in the buggers - you are half way there in those stilts.

2 .Sexy, they give you a right old wiggle. Strut, trip, wiggle and giggle. What more could you ask for a happy face and a strut.

3. Weather proof, made in leather with slide proof soles, they are the new wellies! You heard it first here!


I have had a lot of discussion about these boots, from day one in River Island (Liverpool) an old girl spouts,"oh! dar died comfy dem, I ad dem on last nite in town and dey were really boss! The only ting is, dey look cheap with dose laces." My immediate response was whatever, but I love shoes and always look at boys feet to try and get an insight to his personality. Granted when wearing beer googles this doesn't always apply but on the occassion you know a boy in Converse is a keeper. If you are a Merrell boy walk on by........ sorry to those who wear them (what do I know). "Der probably dead comfy!"

Anyway to the point - my boots help me feel sexy, fashionable and dead comfy............. my personality therefore is a fashion savvy, sexy, down to earth girl who is active and likes her creature comforts. Please send me photo's of your shoes and describe what they mean to you and what they show in your personality. I am doing a bit of research for a little project which will all become apparent in the near future. Please help me - be brave....... I haven't got any tummy photo's you have all been piss poor on that front, but, I do need your shoes. Please feel free to tell me what my shoes tell you about me too - abuse always taken, if you know me I thrive off it.

Thanks

Stan x