Red Faced!& bloody embarrassing!

Look at this girls face - now times the redness by five and you might start to see why I am getting a little bit embarrassed at the gym. I have been on gardening leave for some time now for those who haven't heard - sorry! It's coming to end at the end of this week you'll all be relieved to hear.

However, in my time off I have been going to the gym on a regular basis. I do 4k run in 20 mins, best yet! 2000 metres on the rowing machine in 10 minutes and then I do weights for my chest and arms, then I go to the pool where on a daily basis I get a gran or some random dude saying to me, wow you have been working out! You look so red............ bloody no shit sherlock. Gutted, today I was asked if I had been to cycle fit because I looked so red. It's not funny - stood in my bikini with body colour looking normal and my face looking like a belisha beacon.

I read up on this unfortunate affliction but apparently it is all good because it is the good oxygenated blood rushing to the face and releasing toxins. I must have a lot of bloody bad toxins or just a load of good blood. Anyway, I am looking a lot healthier these days and I just thought it was the country air - damn you oxygenated blood. Wonder if I cleanse more regularly I wouldn't have as many toxins to clear out ha ha!

So what do I do to reduce this redness nonsense - exercise less........ not an option! I am enjoying it too much now. I must add, that yes all exercise arouses the oxygenated blood and can leave me red faced in the bedroom too! Too much information but if it doesn't, that's a very bad sign ha ha! Embarrassing - I know. I am fooked basically really aren't , it's not a good look and please don't tell me it is a healthy glow - I look ridiculous!

Please help me with some witty responses for these very honest but very annoying people who keep stating the obvious and letting me know that I have got a face the shade of a pommegranite. "I bloody know!"- just isn't that polite and "10/10 for observation sherlock" doesn't work either.

Thanks for tuning in, discuss...........

Stan x