I've been harrassed by hounds today - twice! First, I decided to keep up the running regime - been training for the last five days, this is commitment for me! This is progress, been paying the gym £35 a month and not used it and I bought a shit load of sessions at good vibes to go on shake your fat class - otherwise known as power plates - £350 down the swanney! I have been pathetic on the old fitness melarcy.
However, my run today attracted what I can only call random heckling from the local lads at the bus stop. I ignored them and pursued my run and hoped for the best that by the time I returned the bus would have come and they will have gone. I went a good twenty minutes further and returned only to find that the bus stop is the local hang out and not in use for waiting for the bus - such a fool. As I ran past this time other side of the road they had to shout louder and one of them shouted "uh! stiff nips" what a dirty dog! So I replied - thanks! to which I got a huge cheer! A pack of hounds! I was quietly pleased really though ha! ha! I thought wolf whistling was dead - god bless the true british male, they make us women feel alive.
So off I trotted to go home to brag! While in the garden stretching so I don't end up looking like a cripple tomorrow, my dog only decides that he wants to hound me too. Doing the downward dog - he only decides he wants to go under me as if I am a man made bridge. Harvey - my dog then decides he wants a cuddle and then he thinks - oh! salty, I might have to lick her arms........ so if I still have bingo wings - it's because I have been offically hounded. He is cute though!
So do you like to be wolf whistled, if so what are your top tips! Discuss
Stan x
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