Today, I was going for the Chloe Chic ad's look, pleated skirt as shown and camel polo neck teamed with dangerously high shoes.... a good look me thinks. However, I disgraced myself not just once but twice today.
First, it happened in front of one of the directors in work - fortunately being a woman she promptly exposed my misdemeanour. Skirt tucked firmly up there in my knickers exposing my right butt cheek. Not a good look - bit cheeky to say the least! See what I did there? I apologise.
The second time was much more embarassing. I was dangerously trotting down the Camden Road - the busiest road in Camden and to my surprise I was beeped not once, not twice but numerous times to which I just wiggled off with my smug grin thinking I have still got it, strutt, strutt, strutt. It wasn't until I was in Tesco's in the veg isle and I could see this guy following me around - thought to myself weirdo - which isn't rare in Camden, it's quite normal to have a weirdo encounter in Tesco's. I simply turned away from him and swished my skirt in disgust only to notice that yet again my right cheek again was truly on show and my skirt had been eaten by my knickers - what a t@*t!
No - one! NO -ONE! Bothered telling me - the world is full of tight b@$!4&ds......... even the woman at the bus stop with her gerka thingy on didn't tell me to cover up. Would you have told me? Discuss......... x
Thanks for tuning in.
S xx
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