Are you a drip? - A new contender!

My sister who for the record I love - has thrown a spanner in the works for our fountain and drain theory. She has said she is a drip - which I am not having.

A drip - is someone whose personality is wet. To be a drip would be annoying because there is a constant worry, a noise in the back of your mind, a constant reminder that you need to fix something.

My sister does not realise that she is in fact a fountain because I never tire of her, she constantly makes me laugh, she's brilliant and only drains ever upset her. She is always positive and really happy and I love her. Oh! She always laughs at me for having all these theories of how to have a happy outlook on life too.... that's because she has it all and just doesn't even realise it. If Jim'll Fix could grant you a happy adulthood she would get the badge, she has the drinkers degree from the best university with loads of lovely friends and a boyf who became her husband and best buddie. She lives in Honkers Konkers in her second home and she has a beautiful family who have the best sense of fun ever. No way is she a drip - she is the best type of fountain. So if you are needing a fountain go to our Laura - she is ace!

I am very lucky to have lots of fountains around me - my gorgeous friend Tilde said I was her sunshine and her rain - what an acolade - Tilde you are a waterfall to me. Going forward that's all that counts now - friendship and a bit of love - Done! Any drains with their own agenda to interupt my happy fountain outlook need not apply.

Thanks for tuning in - Something mad will happen soon I guarantee and then I will write about something other than drips, drains, fountains and waterfalls.

Stan x