My birthday wish! x

It is the last hours of my 38th year and I have had some bloody brilliant times and pulled myself out of a situation that was not great for me. I have stayed at the Four Seasons hotel in Hangzhou (amazing place), been on the bullet train to Shanghai, spent new year in Honkers Konkers, been to Bestival, watched one of my bessies get married, been to St Tropez, moved jobs and got a lovely new home all in one year! This is all really good but this year I am more settled, I have a home and I feel completely happy but I do have a birthday wish.

My birthday wish is not for a labradoddle as you see aside, my wish is to have a soulmate, a family and this would be our labradoodle. His name will be Charlie, I can't have Charlie until I have my soulmate living with me because he would have to do the walks and he would have to look after him while I am travelling. I am dead set on this this year, I am the happiest I have ever been, in a great job and really want to just come home and be a wifey for the first time in my life. I have plenty of wifey skills now, I am fully trained in dons la kitchen, enjoy the obvious and give great hugs, what more could a boy want.

When I was in Tindia last week I realised that I needed to up my game in the old polished stakes if I am to bag my new soul mate so, Smith and I went to the Bare Minerals counter in Debenhams on Saturday and I bought a starter pack, I also bought the lip gloss which is brilliant, it tingles - well recommended. I then went for a shellac manicure - also brilliant - last for three weeks. Sorry if I am boring any of you boys, I am actually boring myself too while I am writing this, think I have bought the emperors new make up - so bare it is hardly but really pleased with the nails. I have just spent a tidy sum on new key items for the wardrobe too so by tomorrow night's Karaoke session I should be in some sort of attractive state I hope. Even if it just to make me feel good! I have two karaoke sessions this week - tomorrow and Saturday - love it.

So for this year, I am want a boyfriend who is a prospective husband (no time wasters please), want to launch my own own company - coming soon to a computer near you! That's all you are getting for now! I am also going to get my children's book published - right it is all set in stone. Next year when I turn the big 40 and I am en route to Tahiti with my soul mate, cashola in le banque because I have a successful business and a book deal under my arm - please would you do me a big favour........... look after Charlie the Labradoodle for me. Fingers crossed and lets do a recap next year.

Thanks for tuning in

Stan xx